using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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