You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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