I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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