How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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