i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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