Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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