Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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