his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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