i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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