I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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