By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Randomize
