Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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