being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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