coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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