Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
organizing the empties. That sober.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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