I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Randomize
