How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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