I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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