just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
