Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Just pee around me
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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