dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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