I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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