i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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