You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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