Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Slut skills are useful in every country.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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