i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Sext me about skeletons
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
