Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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