so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
