do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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