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I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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