Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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