It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
jump out the window naked night went bad
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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