I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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