No, you can still breathe under the balls.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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