Apparently you make a good broom.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
he fucked my hip out of place.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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