Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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