you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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