Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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