OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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