he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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