so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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