what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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