Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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