In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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