WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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