I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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