Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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