big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
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