She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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