i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
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