Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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