no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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