How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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